Yea but once you are married, you don't have to shop around to find the best buy, AND you don't have to keep things on lay-a-way and make payments either. You can just take your toys out of the box and play with them when ever you want. Not to mention, battery's are included! 
Of course the down side to that is you never get to test drive any new models either (Tehee, Tehee.... )

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

but what happens when the batteries on the toy goes dead?
 

Take the battery out and take the end that has the little stubby thing on it, and rub it up and down your pant leg real fast and you can get just a few more uses out of it.
Tom showed me that.

so let me get  this right, you take the stubby thing and rub it on your pants leg. .....hmmm.........

yeah  that would get things charged up nicely.....


sorry i am all PERVERTED ........... have been behaving so well and cant do that anymore ever ever again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EVIL jettin is back...... yeah !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hahahahaha
I knew you would go there.
The funny thing is, I was talking about what to do with real batterys.
A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.

well with real batteries, you can do lots and lots of things... {snickering} and the operative word here is "DO"............
heheheehehehehhehehe

AH toys!  Don't ya just love those!   Who said toys are just for kids!   And Jet just because you are married doesn't mean you are dead, it's ok to still play with your toys!