:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: ROTFLMAAAAAO!!! Love it!

he is such a crude gross cat, he sprawls out showing his belly{a huge buddha belly} and cleans his well you know...
especially when we have company, i can just imagine how i am going to answer Anabelle when she asks , "Mama, what is the
pink thing Deuce keeps licking?" i think i will let Bryan handle that!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh Lord, that reminds me of a story.
was giving riding lessons to three young girls once.(9 and 10 year olds) Was using my old barrel horse Hannibal. (he loved kids and made a great lesson horse ) He loved to be brushed. When you brushed him he would relax. What I mean by relax, he would relax his...well his....thing. The girls had been brushing him and I was talking about the idea that looking over them while your brushing them is a good time to spot any cuts or sore spots or anything unusual and how much the horses like to be brushed and rubbed down. Just then one of the little girls looks at me with a real puzzeled look on her face and asked, "whats that?" I asked her "what is what?" She then leans down a bit and points, "what is that?" I am a bit embarrassed and try to explain what that is. (and he was fully relaxed). The best explaination I could come up with is "that is what makes him a boy". They stood there and thought about that for a second then one girl gets this look on her face like "Oh my gosh". The rest got the hint from her and then started to giggel and blush. I could only imagine what they told their parents when they got home. "what did you learn today girls". " Rub on a male horse long enough and you will get to see his thing." What kids learn on the farm.

The more I think about it the more fun Jettin's place sounds!  First we will watch her shoot hubby with a nail gun, then we will laugh at her cat! :rotf:

HH- bless your heart!  I don't know what I would have said to those girls! :rotf:

I am proud to report that the inquisitive one is now a vet. (fresh out of vet school). Don't know if Hannibal had anything to do with her wanting to work with animals, but she was at a young impressionable stage in life.

:rotf: He could have!

my house is "never a dull moment".. sad but it fits this place to a T.
my pleasure horse trainer told a kid at a horse show that his relaxed gelding had a 5th leg...LOL!!!
glad you handled the explaining so well HH, i could just hear the parents trying to think their way out of that talk!!!

Now that is funny! :rotf:

i still give him grief about it...in fact me and hubby are meeting him for dinner tonight, i have known him for 16 plus years, he is like "Dad".. he gave me away at my wedding..

aaawww!  Thats great that you have a good relationship with him still!  What does he think of you running barrels?

something akin to being possessed by the devil...a day of great mourning!!LOL! :rotf:
 he has slowly come to terms , but still tells me i am crazy for running the drums and that i am throwing my life away..

  Just like a dad!

yeah, it took me accepting his signifigant other though too..{now that was a chore.. such a little whiner }

OOOOO- so there is now another lady in the picture!  What the heck is he thinkin?!

wellllllllllllllll............he aint thinking no lady....if you get my drift.......