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Hi,

   My name is Carlie I'm 19 and I'm a newbie to the site!

I have, in the way of animals and their ages:

1 dog Molly (Golden Retreiver) 10 years old
6 cats Sassy (9), Thomas (8), Sparkey (7),
Callie (7), McGregor (7), & Beigy Baby (3)
1 Bird Jeanie (Parakette)

And By Big Big Baby:

Madison (Ten. Walker/Racking Horse Mix) 23 mon. old

Carlie :horse:

:welcome:

This site is AWESOME!  :wav:

Besides all the cool people, the best thing about it is we have a TON of super neat smileys!   :rainbowdance:

Welcome to the PARTY!

Hello!!!  So glad to have new folks finding the site!  If you have any technical questions, I'm the one to ask.  I see you're from Ohio!  A couple of us, myself included, are from SW Ohio area (Greene county).  And a few of us are from IN/KY area, so we're all pretty close!  What part of Ohio are you from?  Your baby sounds great!  I used to train Walking and gaited horses at a big TWH farm in Xenia.  I love em! :)  Glad to talk to you and welcome aboard!  Talk to you soon!

I live in the Pickaway Co. area,
I'm about 30 min for Hocking State Forest.

They have a huge Horsemens Camp grounds there
and I hope to be able to go to it, But the way my filly
is some times, I begining to think I will never get there!

And another reason is because I don't have a trailer and she is
not trailer broke!

I can't even buy a used trailer because I don't have the cash!

Carlie :crybaby2:

Welcome to the boards.  It is always nice to have a new face.  This is kind of fun because so many of us live close to each other.

:sad11:
thats ok....

i will just stay in my Maine corner...
:sad1: :sad1: :sad1:

while you guys have all the fun...
 :sad10: :sad2:

WITHOUT ME!!!  :crybaby2:

Hey Madison. Welcome aboard. :clap2: It is great to see new people.  :hello: So how long you been in to horses? How did you and your baby get together? Are you in school or do you have a job (or both)? Does your family have horses too?  What part of Ohio are you in? North, central or southern? Ok. enough questions for one post. :laughing6:

Now Maine,You know we consider you a mid-westerner at heart. You just got kinda lost on your way to the post office.  :laughing6: Besides, you are not alone. Jet is in Florida, TB&B is in Washington, Shann is in Kentucky (which could almost be considered a forigen country :tongue3:)  Besides, you are the one who is doing radio shows, speeches, magazine articals, and cool things like that. You are the one who has the fun with out us. We can only read about all your adventures.  :dontknow:

HH,

I have been a horse lover since I first knew what a horse was.

But I didn't get my filly til Nov. 27, 2004 (She is my first offical horse)

I met my baby in the summer of 2004 while I was helping my friend next door
with his colts and fillies He is into Buying, Selling, & Trading Gaited Horse.

She some what choose me, instead of the other way around, she never got along
with the other little ones she was 6 mon. old when I started working with her, And
I fell head over heels for the filly, and on Nov. 27, 2004 my parents bought her for
me as a early Graduation gift.

I have a full time Job for my father who ownes a Printing Company.

My Job Title is Graphics Designer/Office Manager/Part time Deliver Girl!!!

I am not planning on going to collage at this time!

My family does not have horses! To be the truth my dad is not into horses at all
and never has been, my Mom was raised on a farm and had a pony until she married my
Dad at 18 years age.

I live in Pickaway Co. which is about central part of Ohio if you were to
look at the map of Ohio and look under Columbus for a town called
Circleville that is my home town!

Carlie

I know where Circleville is!!!  You are not that far from Wild and Rams, I bet they could corrupt you on some trail rides!  LOL

I love how all you guys are so close to each other and are
Trail Riding Friends it would so cool to have friend like you guys!!!

Carlie  :blob10:

Have any of you been to a tack shop Called:
Lazy N' Tack on State Rt 56?

Welcome Carlie,

This hello is coming from Oregon the west coast connection. :)
Glad to see you talikin to us.
I live in the current rain capital of the world.  In January only the 4th and perhaps today did it not rain cats, dogs, pigs, and chickens.
Have a great time on here with the gang!!

I know, I know.... and i dont have fun without you guys! When I do the radio show :auction: I am going to throw out Ramsey's website address   :icon_thumright: so we get more people on here!

Ooops.  :embarassed: I ment to say Oregon. Told you some of us mid-westerners did not have a clue about the west coast. :dontknow:

Oregon or Washington not much difference.  Washington likes the Seatle Seaturds (Seahawks)  and Oregonians get forced to watch them through a lack of options is bout the only difference.  Personnally this is a Colts household.

HI!  Another Trail Rider, alright!!!  I'm Nicole, I have 4 horses, 2 cats, and 6 dogs (yes I said 6)!  I raise Pembroke Welsh Corgis, and have a litte due Feb 7th.  I used to show western pleasure a bunch, then did alittle barrel racing, retired my barrel mare and now we just trail ride!  I have been working with green horses the last 2 years and am trying to get one broke enough to do the barrels!  I am a slow worker! :)  My friends and I have been to hocking, almost got lost!  So if you know the trails, let me know!  We are always looking for a good trail guide!!! :clap2:

Maine- you don't have to like WAY up there!  We will let you move to Ohio, Ind, or KY! :)

"A Colt's household?" Ok, what do you call 46 millionairs watching the super bowl?
The Indianapolis Colts. :BangHead:
I would have like to have seen them live up to the hype, but I guess that is how the (foot) ball bounces? :dontknow:

AWESOME HorseHappy....oh man my boyfriend would hate that... when they missed the field goal that would have tied the game, i think he cried.  I felt really bad. He L-O-V-E-S the Colts...it goes Payton Manning, then me.

Yeah I've been there before!  Nice place and really decent prices!  I'd go more often but it's probably a good 45 min - hour drive from me.  Plus the fact that I hafta buy something everytime I go to a tack store so that's not good! LOL

Ok Nicole,

I will let you know but I have to use a friends horse rigth now when
I go trail riding because my filly is to young and is green broke so I
don't trust her around others Horse(s)!

Ramsey,

The Lady (George Nida) that ownes the tack shop was my Moms friend
so she has been very good to me since I got my filly!

Carlie

Oh girl you have never been trail riding with us!  Our group is full of green horses!  Last year was the year of the "lets get our unbroke 4 year old stallion gelded and take him trail riding in 2-3 weeks"!!  This summer was very interesting and fun!  No-one got hurt and everyone had a good time- which is all that matters!  The only way to get a horse broke is to get them out there! :)  Heck for that matter it won't be till the summer/fall so you will have plenty of time to get her ready! :)

Ok Nicole,

  I will keep you updated.

Carlie

Hey Nicole,

   I was looking at the website for the Hocking State Forest
Bridle Trails and found they have a new map and just thought
maybe, someone wanted a copy of it:

http://www.dnr.state.oh.us/forestry/Forests/stateforests/hockingbridle.htm

Carlie

Cool thanks!  We had one of those, but there are so many little side trails that go off the main trails to get turned around on!!! :happy6:  Though it could have been the Champange we had for breakfast!

This afternoon I rode my filly.  

Hey can anyone give some tips to get my filly to turn?    

Because every time I ride her outside the pasture she
will not obey any of my commands!

For example: Today I wanted her to go back to the barn,
and she wanted to go across the road, every time I want
her to go L or R, she continues to go straight even with her
head pulled to the side!

What Do I Do???

HELP!!!!!

Carlie
:horse:

Now Maine,You know we consider you a mid-westerner at heart. You just got kinda lost on your way to the post office.  :laughing6: Besides, you are not alone. Jet is in Florida, TB&B is in Washington, Shann is in Kentucky (which could almost be considered a forigen country :tongue3:)   Besides, you are the one who is doing radio shows, speeches, magazine articals, and cool things like that. You are the one who has the fun with out us. We can only read about all your adventures.  :dontknow:

Oh man HH, did you REALLY go there????? ESPECIALLY after your "tour" of our fair commonwealth today??? :tongue3:

I don't know if this will help but, here it goes. Do you have an arena or area that is confind to ride her in? tyr do some wall work with her. With her age and all she may not understand what it is you are asking her to do. One thing you can try is to flex her to both sides while standing still. Get her to the point she gives to the pressure smoothly. Then once you have her understanding that, while you have her head around, gentley que her with you feet to get her to understand you want her to turn. Don't worry if she turns only half or goes around in less then a perfect circle. Just get her to understand that when you have pressure on one side and putting your heel in her she is to follow through.  You can also walk her straight to a fence (so she will have to turn one way or another)  and then put the pressure on one side and que with your feet. I have another suggestion, untill you have her understanding more of what you want, I would not ride her in open country. She is a baby, and babies spook at wierd things and sometimes nothing at all. Keep working her in a controles enviorment until you know you have basic controle of her. It will keep her mind on you and you bones and internal organs where they should be. Val can also give you helpful hints to. E-mail her and ask. Val has been in the business for a while and she really knows her stuff. She would be happy to help if she can. Just a thought (or two)
Good luck and keep us updated. :)

Oh yes I did!!!! :laughing5: I went there and about every where else!
Ok, everybody let me set the stage here for this one. I live just north of Evansville In, About 15 miles. Shann lives just west of Louisville Ky. About 45 miles maybe 50. It only takes me 2.5 hours to get to Louisville from my house with a truck and trailer. Starting from Henderson Ky., following Shanns directions, it takes me three hours and I still over shoot her place by about 10 miles. I end up on the other side of Fort Knox in a small whistle stop named West Point. Shann gave me direction and told me to look for a Marathon station at the intersection of 448 and hwy 60.  It should be easy to find since the intersection has a stop-light at it. Once I see this then I am to look for the next Marathon station about two miles down and turn there. Ok, I am traveling along and get to see the wonderful countryside of the middle part of Ky. I am looking at the clock and wondering when I am supposed to get there since I have been hauling Sissy for almost 2.5 hours now. I see a Marathon station with a light but it is the junction of St Rd 144 and 60. So I go past still looking for 448. I get to a ‘T’ and must turn right or left. I look at the signs. To the left is hwy 60 to the right, is hwy 31. I turn left. After going a little further and noticing I have now been on the road three hours and am quickly approaching Louisville, I stop at a gas station, with just enough room for me to pull the truck and trailer. I call Shann. Ok, I am in some place called West Point and some one had better come fetch me. Now, as I am waiting, I ask the girls in the store what road I am on. They tell me I am not on 60 but I am on 31W. Hu? There is the sign (you can see from the counter) that has both road signs on it. The girls tell me that I am not on 60 but that I am on 31W.  What ever. As I am waiting, Mother Nature tells me it is time to go to the little girls room. I ask where the restrooms are and the girls tell me “we don’t have one”.  Are you kidding me? You are a public gas station with out public restrooms?  I am thinking, “Shann, get here fast!” I try to think of something else (anything else) crossing my legs but finally have to go in and ask if there are any restrooms with in a short distance. “Nope”. I go out side and start to survey the area for the nearest tree or clump of bushes. I have been on the road for several hours, and had been drinking my Mt. Dew since I left Henderson and Mother Nature is not going to let me ignore her request.  I guess I must have had a look of desperation on my face, because right before I try to find the nearest tree (and there is no where I would not be in the public view) one of the girls comes out and tells me I can use the employee restroom. As I am sprinting past her I tell her thank you and find the restroom. Relief never felt so good! Very shortly after I am finished, I see Shann and George pull up. Since Shann also did not know that 31W and 60 run together, I show her the signs. Learn something new everyday. I can believe that she might not know this easier then I can believe that the two girls in the store don’t know this since you can see both road signs from the counter. Shann gets in the truck with me but George does not let us out of his sight anyway. As we get to the Marathon station I point out the road is 144, not 448. When I went home last night (following George’s directions) I saw where 448 feeds into 144. That would have worked well had I been coming in from Brandenburg (which is north). Does not work if you are coming in from Henderson (which is west).
Shann honey, you are a truly smart, caring, wonderful person, but Rand McNally your not.   :tongue2: Next time someone needs directions, hand the phone to George. :doh:

I should mention that since She and George fed me some really good bar-b-que and they are housing Sissy and my trailer (long story of why the trailer is there) the looonnnnggg drive was well worth it. :blob10:

Thanks HH,

   I will try you helpful tips!

Carlie :blob10:

HH, I do feed ya good when you come down, huh? And yes, from now on whenever anyone wants to visit us George does the directions LOL!

Madison, I don't think I've said welcome yet, so HOWDY from KY! Great people on this board & lots of help and info when you need it.

Thanks Shannon

AND THANK YOU TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE WECLOMED ME, AND MADE FILL RIGHT AT HOME HERE!!!!!!!!

Carlie

NO problem Carlie!  We love fresh meat!  :ROFLMAO:

Now Nic, play nice. At least until she gets the chance to get to know us better. We don't want to scare the poor newbie. :)

HaHAHA  very funny Nicole.

  But really all of you have made me fill right at home.

Carlie

Ok Horse Happy!  I will be nice, I promise I wasn't going to bite her or anything! :angel12:

at least make sure the marks dont show if you do bite.  Jeez havent you learned anything yet? :dontknow:

Uh hu. No nibbling either. Thought you were gonna slide on that one hu? :lol:

HAHAHA you guys!

    No Biting Or Tasting Of This Person.

Carlie

well hello and welcome from rainy and squishy Florida.very very belated i know!
I do promise to not bite or nibble, but i cannot vouch for any misbehaving on my part...
i actually have to look at the dictionary to spell "behave"..........and as for what it means, it was a great line from Austin Powers, and that was it.... right??
welcome again and glad to have you here!!

Hey,

  I have some new pics of my Filly Precious Madison

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v393/lovetomboy/100_0978.jpg)

She loves Her HAY!!!

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v393/lovetomboy/100_0966.jpg)

I had to put her in the cross ties because she wont stand still long enough!

She will be 2 on 2-15-06!

Carlie

Lord, that is one stout filly! :shocked: You sure she is walker /racking horse mix? She looks like she could have some draft in her.

HH,

   Madison Sire was a Reg. Pure Breed Ten Walker.

   Her Dam was a Unreg. Pure Breed Racking Horse, here is a couple pic of her Dam.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v393/lovetomboy/Madison/Polly.jpg)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v393/lovetomboy/Madison/Polly2.jpg)

I took these pic's the summer of 2004 the same summer my parents bought my filly.

Carlie

I have no pic's of her Sire but I hope to this summer!!

She is stout. BTW, you want to make a bet that your filly turns grey?

HH,

Madison has a older Sister (Pocket) that is about, 6 to 8 years older and she is still Dark Grey Like Madison, She also has a little brother (?) about 1 year younger and he was almost Black.

They all are from the same Sire, and he is Pure BLACK.

So if she does turn light grey like her Dam I won't care. I love her anyway.

Got a question for you, would you dare to ride a 23 1/2 month old horse bareback in the open?

Carlie

That's how I started my colt back in 99.  The winter/spring before he turned 2 (he was born June 26th so he was a late baby in my eyes, even tho 'technically' a 2yo) - I started climbing on his back in the pasture and letting him walk around with me a little bit.  If you're not too heavy (and back then, I wasn'! hahaha), and the horse is stout enough, its not a prob at all.  Just get up there and sit, and let her walk around.  Be ready to jump off if she decides to take off running with you!  Takes a good rider to do this and you have to be careful, but I think it's a great experience for a horse.  Then that following summer, when I started working him a tiny bit, I saddled him right up and off we went, no probs!

Here is a pic of Madison's Sister (Middle) & Her Colt (Left), Madison (Right) 6 or 7 months old

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v393/lovetomboy/Madison/MadisonSisLightning.jpg)

Carlie

Carlie, greys get greyer as they get older. Dasher started out as a sorrel. It was not until she was about three or four when she finally went more grey then red. You can see her now that she is nine. Completley grey now. She still has red "flea bites" when she sheds, but I bet your filly will end up grey. May take her a while but I bet she goes grey. Nothing wrong with that. I like greys. She may always be a dark grey, but she will be considederd grey. Now about your other question. I would not suggest you doing that. I admit that is how I first rode Junior. As far as her age, I see no real problem being on her at that age. Be careful not to over do it, because by two, her knees are just finishing closing up and you can do allot of damage if you put to much of a stain on them. Her knees are like a baby's head they have soft spots. It takes a while for the caralidge to turn to bone and the growth plates at the end of her bones are still growing and will until she is about five. As far as riding her out in the open. If you are going to do this anyway, The smaller the area you do this in, the better. If she will tolerate you just sitting and doing nothing else, you may be able to get away with it. Problem you run into is this, you have no controle so if she does have a problem, you have no way of getting controle, and if she acts up and you bail off, you have just taught her the way to get you off is to act up. I told you that I started Junior off that way but what you don't know is that I did not attempt this until late in his two year old year and that I had done two solid years of ground work with him before I even considered the idea. I have been around horses since I was nine years old. I have had years of riding experience and I would still not consider myself any kind of expert. I started off with a very old gelding as my first horse who would tolerate about anything. He showed me more then I could have ever learned in lessons or clinics.  I did not start off with a yearling who knows nothing. Remember this equation, green + green = black and blue. you may be lucky and have that rare horse that will do anything at any age and never have any problems. Chances are though, that won't be the case and once she has learned the wrong behavior, you will spen the rest of your time together trying to figure out ways to re-educate her. It takes only a short time to teach the wrong behavor and then years to re-teach them the right behavor. She still knows very little and so she may not know this is not how it is done. The first time she does something though, she has just learned the wrong behavor and she will do that from then on. Imagine how hard it would have been for you to go from the first grade to the fourth grade. You would have had a lot of catching up to do and very little time to do it and there would have been some problems in-between. I am not saying this is not done. Look at allot of the futurity horses running out there. Yes, the run the pattern. Yes some earn money doing it. The problem is though, look to see how many of thoses horses are still sound and sane by the time they are five. Out of all the horses started that fast, only a small handfull are able to handle the pressure and still be running by the time their bones are fused. Most will become lame or crippled or will have thier minds blown and not be able to do anything more the be breeding stock (or even worse) can never be trusted around anyone else except the profesionals who can handle riding them. Take it slow. Get as much help as you can from people who have the experience. If you can go to work for someone who traines then do it and watch and learn. You will get so much valuable experience from that and it will prove to be a life savor at times. Just because someone else was able to do something does not mean the same procedure will work for you or your horse. I am not trying to crush your dream, I am trying to keep you and your horse from getting hurt. You can read all the books printed about any subject but unless you know how to apply what you have read, you know nothing. JMHO.

HH,

  I understand, what you are telling me believe me.

And when I do work with my filly I am very, cautions.

During the winter I went out and tacked her up and started out of the barn into her pasture about half way out my filly just stop and laid right down, (but has soon as she stopped I know she was up to something the moment I felt her front legs start to go down I had braced myself on the saddle horn) the moments she laid down I got off her back made her get right back up, and I got right back on I wanted to teach her that laying down was not going to get me off her, since then she has never tried it on me again as for Rear & bucking she never tried on me, but if she does, I will know what to do!

When I got my filly in 2004 from the time she was 6 months old up to 9 months old when my parents bought her for me. I had taught the horse to come when I whistled out the front door to the field across from my house were she was kept.

Last summer I started studying Pat Parelli and I have a new thought on how horses think. And every time I go to work with my filly I put what I learned to use and it has made a BIG change in my filly. AND ME.

Carlie :blob10:

Carlie, thanks for sharing the pictures!  Madison is very pretty!  I see no problem with you riding her, but in a small area.  This is how I break all my horses.  I saddle them up and walk the around, or lunge them if they no how.  If I can I will take them to my friends indoor arena and let them run around so they can feel the saddle moving and shifting positions on there back.  I will do that for maybe 1-3 weeks depending on the horse.  Then I ALWAYS have someone else there to help in case I need it.  But I will saddle the horse, bridal and all, but leave the halter on and clip a lead rope on to the halter and have someone who knows about horses lead me around.  Yes you will feel kinda silly but beleive me it helps.  I do all the guiding and stoping.  The person will just walk beside me and I will tell them when i am getting ready to turn and they will move out of the way, or I will tell them when I am stopping and they will wait for me to pull back and stop.  Another thing I do is once I am on I will only put one foot in the sturrip incase I need to bale off.  Depending on the horse I will do this for about a week.  Just take it slow.  I know it sucks at first but laying a good foundation is very improtant.  Also remember you don't need to work a young horse for hours, they are just babies and get bored.  Ending on a good note is always the best thing to do! 

Have fun with her and keep us posted!  She is a very cute filly!

Looks like a blue roan, are either of her parents gray?  Grays don't shed out as babies as gray unless they have a gray parent as a rule.  There are always exceptions to the rule Nice looking as a baby.

Sounds as though you are on the right track. you also have the right idea on watching others and seeing how they do it too. I watched a lot of Clinton Anerson and tried what I saw there. Some of it worked, some of it didn't. Try new things and see what works for you. Nic is also giving great advice with the idea of having someone around to help (if you can).  Makes things go allot easier and just in case, you have someone there. I am not trying to say you know nothing, but I have made plenty of mistakes thinking I knew too much and know of people who have gotten hurt (or really screwed a horse up) because they watched all the natural horsemanship videos or read all the books and then thought they knew what to do and how to do it. I guess it would be easier if we could teach the horses to read all those books so they knew what they are supposed to do. :dontknow:

Her Dam is a Light Grey pic (on page 3) her Sire is Pure Black (no pic yet)


Believe me, sometimes I will go out and sit down in my fillys stall and she will look over my shoulder like she is reading the book too. lol

Carlie

I used to read to my horses!  In the winter I would take a book out there and read out loud to them!  I was a dork I know!  I read the "The Saddle Club" series books!  Man I loved to read when I was younger!  Now I just can't seem to find the time!

I never could get into that series!

My favorite Horse books is "The Thoroughbred Collection 75 books total and I still need to get 10 more and I'm done!

Carlie

Actually the Thoroughbred Collection is my favorite!   Man I miss reading those books!  My collection is tucked away somewhere!  I think I only have like 20.

Ok, now I am the dork. What is the "thoroubred collection"? :dontknow:

Your not a dork HH!

The series is about girls that grow-up to become Thoroughbred Jockeys and race in the Breeders Cup & the Triple Crown and some books are about the girls friends that do different things like Show Jumping the series is Created By: Joanna Campbell

Carlie

Oh. I guess that was after my time? I grew up with Black Beauty, and Western Horseman. :dontknow:

Yeah I loved those, but the most recent sereies I've read is by the author "Laura Crum" about a female vet in Santa Cruz California (or somewhere out there) who's into ropers and reiners and she is kind of a mystery solver.  I love that series!  Let's see, there was Hoofprints, Roper, Slickrock, hmm, I can't remember the rest.

Ok now I'm the DORK!!

I love the Black Beauty, but was is Western Horseman HH??

Who is "Laura Crum" and Hoofprints, Roper, Slickrock Ramsey??

okay i grew up reading the walter farley books and marguerite ohenrys books, and any and every book i could find on horses...
i was a shy withdrawn child until i hit high school, always had my nose in a book or was always on a horse...
somethings never do change,but now i am very extroverted {how is that for a psychobabble  word, my freudian friend??}
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

on a more serious note i just got through reading "Dressage for the New Age".............WOW!!! and it works.made a huge difference on what little riding i did get to do today cause of rain!
Now i am working my way through Conformation and Performance.... awesome book, highly reccommend!

Western Horseman is the best Western only horse magazine... gives equal coverage to Rodeo and Ranch... cant live without my monthly issue.. sort of like my racing Journal, WPRA journal and my Barrel Horse News..... must haves!!!!!

Ramsey, those books sound good!  Where did you pick them up at?

I will admit I like to read smut books too!  Some of them are so cheesy it's unreal!  Jet has inspired me to read something more..... well something to help me as a rider and my horses!  Thank you Jet!

hmmm.. a good smut novel always makes my day too.... i have a couple of favorite authors , and i actually end up saving those books....LOL!!!!Especially the Dark Hunter series by Sherrilyn Kenyon.

Smut books? :dontknow:
Are there smutty horse books out there?
Rolling in the round bale?
Hookin up in the harnesses?
Ride me hard and put me up wet?
Let me guess...written by  I.B. Studly :ROFLMAO:

I have ready all of Marguerite Henry's books as well as all the Walter Farley books.  Nowdays my reading is a little more dry and technical.  As far as non horse books, I get into Harlequin Romance novels, science fiction and those type of things.

Oh, you mean those kind of smut books. :doh:

HAHAHA!!!!!

I can't stand Romance novels, I'm to much of a tomboy

Give me a good horse any day.

Carlie

Wait till you get a little older

 :ROFLMAO: :preach: :muahaha: Wise words from our wisest of owls!!! :bow: :clap2:

very very well said Val!!!! :bow: :bow: :clap2: :clap2:

Carlie you sound alot like me when I was a young, young lady.  Tomboy all the way!  But like Val said one day when you are very old like me you won't mind picking a smut book up!

 :ROFLMAO:
So how ya doing today GRANNY :nanybooboo:

You guys are are so funny. lol  :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:

Carlie

Have any of you read those books about the lady who goes to work for her cousin as a bounty hunter Stephaine something is her name.  The titles are like One for the Money and so on up to number 11.  Those books are smut with a little comedy and actual plot twists.

I love smut I read Cassie Edwards and all those time travel novels I can find.

Then some days I read Patrisha Cornwall(?) the Kay Scarpeta medical examiner series.  Those are a little twisted but interesting.

I like to read training books I use some of the stuff from Horse Follow Closely, about native american training methods.  I figure I ride a damn appy might as well go to the experts.

i love the Dark Hunter Series by Sherilyn Kenyon, and McKinley Gregor....
must live vicariously as we get older, just cause you are married doesnt mean you get any AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!


i am probably perverting and warping the fine youth of America arent i???????
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Yea but once you are married, you don't have to shop around to find the best buy, AND you don't have to keep things on lay-a-way and make payments either. You can just take your toys out of the box and play with them when ever you want. Not to mention, battery's are included!  :laughing6:
Of course the down side to that is you never get to test drive any new models either (Tehee, Tehee.... :angel12:)

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

but what happens when the batteries on the toy goes dead??????????
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Take the battery out and take the end that has the little stubby thing on it, and rub it up and down your pant leg real fast and you can get just a few more uses out of it.
Tom showed me that. :love3:

so let me get  this right, you take the stubby thing and rub it on your pants leg. :angel12: :angel12: :angel12: :angel12: :angel12: :angel12:.....hmmm......... :muahaha: :muahaha:

yeah  that would get things charged up nicely.....


sorry i am all PERVERTED ........... have been behaving so well and cant do that anymore ever ever again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EVIL jettin is back...... yeah !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :blob10: :blob10: :blob10: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2:

Hahahahaha :blob10: :ROFLMAO:
I knew you would go there.
The funny thing is, I was talking about what to do with real batterys. :)
A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste. :evil6: :muahaha:

well with real batteries, you can do lots and lots of things... {snickering} and the operative word here is "DO"............
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AH toys!  Don't ya just love those! :clap2:  Who said toys are just for kids! :angel12:  And Jet just because you are married doesn't mean you are dead, it's ok to still play with your toys!

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